Nelson Agholor Will NOT Be Charged With Sexually Assaulting A Stripper At Cheerleaders On 3 PM On A Weekday

WITH EAGLES training camp less than two weeks away, the team is eager for the sexual-assault accusation against wide receiver Nelson Agholor to be resolved. A source close to the situation, though not involved in the investigation, said Thursday that he was told Agholor will not be charged. The source also said an announcement to that effect was near. An NJ.com report Thursday said District Attorney Seth Williams is expected to decide on charges against Agholor on Friday – after an investigation by Philadelphia police determined no charges were warranted. A spokesman for the DA told the Daily News and Inquirer that no announcement was scheduled. Agholor, 23, was accused by a 27-year-old dancer at Cheerleaders Gentlemen’s Club, 2740 S. Front St., a few hours after the Eagles ended their minicamp on June 10. He was the team’s 2015 first-round draft choice.

And the culture is back! Goes to show that if you’re gonna get your alleged rape on, at least fancy out at Deliliah’s. In fact, there shouldn’t be any excuse for a professional athlete to ever step foot in Cheerleaders. It’s reserved for the lower class of homeless/18-year-old’s who don’t know any better that want tetanus with a dash of Hep-C. Regardless, we knew fairly early this was a scam job by the stripper who (allegedly) wanted for money for her “Services” and Nelson didn’t pay up. In fact, I’m happy there wasn’t any more investigation to Fletcher Cox (allegedly) offering to pay the woman off after she started threatening her shit. How about we just be smarter next time and avoid the strip club before sunset on a motherfucking WEEKDAY. The C-Sections alone from those 4th stringers have scarred stronger men for life. Or maybe not fuck strippers in the champagne room. Yeah. Let’s go with that. I’m just happy the situation has been resolved. This team/city has already enough shit to deal with.